Tuesday, August 2, 2011

perFACT






Ashley Hebert, whose claim to fame this season on the Bachelorette has been her catchphrase: "this date, could not have been, any, more, perFACT"....

Is engaged.

She got the perfact ring!  And her fiance is perfact.  And the engagement was perfact.  And her teeth are perfact.

(If you don't watch the show...she has -- ahem -- a favorite word, and if a Maine accent exists, I guess she has one?  It mostly sounds Valley Girl to me).

I'm not gonna spill who her fiance is, since last season with Brad and Emily, I didn't watch the finale for over a week -- and managed to successfully avoid hearing any spoilers.

I will say, it was one of the MOST embarrassing and hard-to-watch engagement-rejections on the Bachelor franchise ever.  So hard to watch.  

And I totally blame Ashley for injecting WAY too much false confidence into the person she said "no" to.

Just for fun -- and because she looks so much like 50% of the girls at my high school, that these make me like her a little more -- pics of a high school Ashley:













you're welcome.  Perfact.


15 comments:

  1. Yeah I don't really get the whole idea how she can string the 2nd place person along for so long...like it should be super clear who she loves, it shouldn't even come close to being two people. But I guess they have to do it for drama purposes?

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  2. Gosh, it was painful to watch. She should have cut him off. Eek!

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  3. Ahhhhhhh I am guilty of watching this. yep all seasons. And she was one of my least favorite if not my least favorite. She should have never left #2 get down on his knee. He was my favorite. I liked him. I bet next Bach is him or Ames.

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  4. Things like this make me so glad we don't have t.v.

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  5. she "totally" has a valley girl accent and ya, that proposal was SO HARD to watch. EEk, poor guy. Ego is crushed!

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  6. I'm so out of the loop. Never watched Bachelor or Bachelorette in my life, but somehow it's all anyone can talk about! Clearly I have some catching up to do. I guess I'll have to watch next season and be in on everything?!
    :)

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  7. I have actually kind of prided myself on never watching The Bachelor/Bachelorette.

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  8. Haha, I don't watch the Bachelorette, but I think I'm going to start saying "perFACT"

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  9. I didn't watch the damn show, but I'm in love with you for making fun of it.

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  10. now I wished I had watched it...I also love that you are so educated and funny...and still couldn't stop watching it!

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  11. I'm not a watcher, but I youtubed the perfact thing and she definitely doesn't sound like she is from Maine!

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  12. I've never watched a single episode of that show...possibly because I equate marriage with nightmare. I think the young bachelor she chooses is the most pitiful!

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  13. Ashley's season was by far one of the most painful things to watch ever! I felt terrible for poor Ben - how could you do that to another human you claim to love?!? Although it the end it probably worked out that he isn't stuck with her for the rest of his life like poor JP who I also really liked.

    Rumor has it Ben is the new bachelor!

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